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Seeing as though the “mullet” picture below is in fact not a mullet, due to the fact that there is both a party going on in the back AND on top, I give you this. The top says “Yes, I am capable to handle the deep fryer for an extended amount of time” while the back says “…but don’t be surprised if I’m having a 6 pack of Hamm’s while I enjoy a complimentary double quarter pounder on my lunch break.”
-Steezy